These are the "successes" of the Clinton regime:

• Haitian refugee reversal
• Zoe Baird
• Kimba Wood
• Lani Guinier
• $200 dollar haircuts on the tarmac at LA airport
• White House Travel Office firings and accusations
• Death of Vince Foster
• David Watkins
• FBI files
• Craig Livingstone
• Richard Jewell
• Paula Casey
• William Sessions
• Webster Hubbell
• Charlie Trie
• John Huang
• Ron Brown
• the hole in Ron Brown's head
• Don't ask don't tell
• Jorge Cabrera late payment of Whitewater back taxes
• Hillary's cattle futures windfall Mike Espy
• Roger Altman
• Jean Hanson
• Jocelyn Elders (snort)
• Henry Cisneros
• grazing fees
• Bosnia
• Somalia
• $13.4 Million for Hillary's failed health care plan
• Bernie Nussbaum
• Ira Magaziner's lies
• welfare reform
• subpoenaed papers mysteriously reappear in private quarters of the White House
• partial birth abortion
• Soldier and Sailors Relief Act defense
• Dick Morris
• White House security clearances
• Anthony Marceca
• White House database (WhoDb)
• legal defense fund(s)
• INS
• shortcuts
• Indonesian gardners donate $425K to DNC
• Buddhist temple
• Marcia Hsia
• the Lums
• Yogesh Gandhi
• Grigori Loutchansky
• the Danous
• George Psaltis
• Pauline Kanchanalak
• Johnny Chung
• White House coffees
• Lincoln bedroom
• Roger Tamraz
• Katherine Willey
• White House chef Sean T. Haddon
• Larry Lawrence
• Monica Lewinsky
• Saddam Hussein.