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Translating Obamaspeak, Part 2

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009

The second installment in Translating Obamaspeak.

“Cap and Trade” means “Cap and Tax” in English.

“Hope and Change” means “Dope and Fail” in English.

And remember kids, “We have always been at war with Eastasia.”

The Global Warming Crisis is officially over.

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009

Oprah, a major supporter of our Dear Leader and all the politically correct celebrity causes that are popular this week gave this advice to the graduating class of Duke University,

“It’s great to have a private jet. Anyone that tells you that having your own private jet isn’t great is lying to you.”

She is clearly not concerned about the “SUV-years” per mile of carbon produced by her private jet or its effect on the environment.

But then, neither are other rich folks who fly private jets all over the place, such as Al Gore or Laurie David or the rest of the “Gulfstream Liberals.” At least Oprah is honest about it.