Bill and Joe's Church and Grill

The CG concept was an idea formed by Bill and Joe one day as we were sitting around in the engineering lab goofing off and drinking coffee. It was around the time that Jim and Tammy Bakker were being exposed. We figured that if those Assholes could have thier own religion so could we. (And we didn't even want cash contributions)

And so it came to be the CG was formed and our quest began to convert our co-workers and anyone else who would listen to us rant and rave about the Holy Tequila and Saint Spuds MacKenzie.

Well things went better than we ever expected. We had to make up a membership application to weed out the Subversive overly left wingers like Hanoi Hank and other people who would violate the "Code of the Men". Not to mention people who were too politically correct

Out of the CG came our own watchdog organizations "The Bill and Joe's Church and Grill Political Action Commitee (CG-PAC). This was the group that helped to defeat the Duke in his scurilous attempt to become president. However we were not able to defeat the current lefto-socialist who is destroying the very fabric that our great nation is founded upon.

The other organization is "The Bill and Joe's Church and Grill Central Inteligence Agency (CG-CIA). This and the CG-PAC were run by our esteemed colllegue Deacon John. John is recently desceased and is now Saint John the Animal!

CG HIERARCHY

                                       
                Jose Cuervo---- SPUDS----Saint John the Animal
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                      Pastor Joe-----Pastor Bill
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                               Deacons 
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                             Pretzel Boys
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                             Beer Gophers
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                               Members

Rules

• Bill and Joe are Rulers for life and can appoint anyone to any position (Bribes are accepted and encouraged) and we can promote and demote people at will (usually we need a reason to demote someone such as voting for Slick Willie or other subversive acts.)
• Promotions and acceptance into the CG are based on the answering the application questions correctly and buying Bill and Joe massive amounts of Tequlia!!!
• Other chapters may not be formed without the express written consent of CG. If bribed we would be more willing to consider signing the charter for a new chapter.