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Political Signature Quote Collection, Chapter 22
Signature Quotes: Politics, Part 22
These are from my collection of sig quotes, collected from years of crawling about the Internet. Share and Enjoy...
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"Trumpism isn't a set of specific policies, but a willingness to fight, a refusal to accept the terms of political debate set by the Democrats and the media, and a realignment of the party toward blue-collar workers." -- Christian Whiton
"Give a democrat a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a democrat to fish and he'll steal your rod, take your wallet, sexually assault the fish, and then blame President Trump."
"It is only the novice in political economy who thinks it is the duty of government to makes its citizens happy. Government has no such office." -- Walt Whitman
"Freedom necessarily means that many things will be done which we do not like." -- Friedrich Von Hayek (1899-1992) Austrian economist
"Statists, Socialists, Communists, and Collectivists in general are not Punk. They're pretenders. Punks are individualistic first and foremost."
"Donald Trump is so scary...[checks notes]...because he cut taxes, slashed regulations, grew the economy, ushered in record low unemployment, promoted energy independence, lowered gas prices, and kept America out of new foreign wars. Terrifying stuff."
"Some people seem to think that the answer to all of life's inperfections is to create a government agency to correct them. If that is your approach, then go straight to totalitarianism. Do not pass 'Go.' Do not collect $200." -- Thomas Sowell
"I'm really looking forward to the time when 'Diversity' is just another stripper name."
"FU46!"
"There are four things that anger progressives: happiness, gratitude, contentment, and humility."
"...socialism, that notable guarantor of uniform poverty and mediocrity" -- Charles McKnight
"Woke" is the same as useless.
"'Anti-racists' are only communists in disguise and Marxism hides behind a facade of 'social justice'. "
Socialism is looting disguised as equality enforced by tyranny disguised as compassion.
If Leftists are mocking something, it is probably true and important.
"[democrats] have become the party of snobs. You have become the party of Americans who think they're better than other Americans." --Peggy Noonan
"This is the Democratic paradox: You want so much to run America and yet you seem not so fond of Americans." -- Peggy Noonan
"The Democratic Party's complete obeisance to [the abortion] lobby makes Democrats look bought, frightened and craven." -- Peggy Noonan
"Barak Hussein Obama saved the country from prosperity, self-esteem, and the freedom to live without terrorist attacks."
Progressives do not care about *anything* they claim to care about.
"For progressives, there's no bigger crime than not believing their bullshit."
"Never underestimate Joe Biden's ability to fuck things up."
"I love Junteenth being a national holiday, because it's when we celebrate republicans informing a bunch of black people that democrats have been lying to and using them." -- Larry Correia
"Progressophobia": a brain disorder that strikes liberals and makes them incapable of recognizing progress.
"Expressions of intersectional Marxist theory should come with a warning label. Warning: Ingesting this idea may result in insanity. Seriously, true batshitted mindless lunacy may follow." -- Tyler O'Neil
"The meat puppets over at Certainly Not News have no sense of their own hypocrisy when they accuse the 45th President of 'lying' after spending years pushing the blueanon 'Russian collusion' conspiracy theory for years."
"I just want to reiterate: not just black lives matter, all lives matter." -- Philonise Floyd
"During this century, intellectualism failed, and everyone knows it. In places like Russia and Germany, the common people agreed to loosen their grip on traditional folkways, mores, and religion, and let the intellectuals run with the ball, and they screwed everything up and turned the century into an abbatoir. Those wordy intellectuals used to be merely tedious; now they seem kind of dangerous as well. We Americans are the only ones who didn’t get creamed at some point during all of this. We are free and prosperous because we have inherited political and values systems fabricated by a particular set of eighteenth-century intellectuals who happened to get it right. But we have lost touch with those intellectuals." -- Neal Stephenson, In The Beginning Was The Command Line
"Taking precautions to ensure elections are conducted freely and securely is not voter suppression."
"One of the mysteries of the ages is why the political left has, for centuries, lavished so much attention on the well being of criminals and paid so little atention to their victims." -- Thomas Sowell
Parents who are opposed to "Marxist Critical Race Theory" aren't trying to prevent schools from teaching about racism. They are trying to prevent schools from engaging in it.
"Saying that you can't discuss race without teaching critical race theory is like saying you can't discuss stars without teaching astrology."
"Communists and socialists should be hated. There is no room for them in the human experience. There is no free-market socialism or free-market communism or 'socialist light'. It's a soul-sucking ideology that enriches a small elite class at the expense of everyone else." -- Jeff Carter
"#Metoo Stopped Mattering the Day Gropey Joe Biden was nominated.."
"Imagine a future without annoying lefties. I wonder if you can." -- Glenn Reynolds
"My butt's been wiped" -- Joe Biden
"86 46"
"Crossfire Hurricane was a conspiracy to commit insurrection."
"Democrats are driving off the fiscal cliff at 100mpg. Republicans are doing it at 55mph."
"Every four years, the message is the same: Trust us, we're the ones who know what we’re doing. And yet, the oddest thing happens - the Democratic foreign-policy establishment gets in power, and a short while later, so many things go wrong." -- Jim Geragthy
"Everything woke goes to shit." -- President Donald J. Trump
"Cornpop was a bad dude." -- J. Robinette Biden
"Kudos to anyone who made it through alleged President Biden's speech on Tuesday without breaking something—like your last grip on sanity." -- Stephen Kruiser
"CNN: a basement-rated propaganda outlet that encourages violence against conservatives."
"I'll say it straight out loud. I do not think that Joe Biden "won the election." I don't think it is a question of "widespread fraud." I think the way the system works with the Electoral College, you only need actually to spread fraud in six key cities in six key states." -- Mark Steyn
"The government should not be guided by Temporary Excitement, but by Sober Second Thought." -- John Adams (1735-1826) U.S. President and founding father.
"What did socialists use before candles? Electricity."
"Nothing that's happened with this pandemic has made me want the government to play a bigger role in health care." -- Glenn Reynolds
"Love your country, but never trust its government." -- Robert A. Heinlein
"Woke" is "Bullying" by another name.
"The Woke are a bunch of communist puritan locusts who won’t be satisfied until they suck all the fun out of life." -- Larry Correia
"Theft is the heart of socialism."
"Say what you want about Joe Biden, but you have to be pretty flexible to get your foot in your mouth when your head is up your ass."
LGBTQ: Let's Get Biden To Quit
"There are no great limits to growth because there are no limits of human intelligence, imagination, and wonder." -- President Ronald Reagan
"Perhaps if parents looted Targets and liquor stores instead of showing up to voice their concerns at school board meetings, the Biden administration wouldn't label them domestic terrorists." -- Tim Young
"Democrats have long thrived on misery, poverty, and mental illness."
Who knew that "Build Back Better" was code for "Out of Control Dumpster Fire."
Socialist: Someone who wants everything you have except your job.
"Critical race theory is just performance art for upscale whites." -- Glenn Reynolds
"The difference between the Trump hate and Biden hate is that the Trump hate was manufactured by the media. The Biden hate is authentic by the people."
"As one computer said, if you're on the train, and they say Portal Bridge, you know you better make other plans..." -- J. Robinette Biden
"Socalism steals what capitalism creates."
"Elect a Democratic mayor, get random street violence. It’s a pattern, it seems." -- Glenn Reynolds
"The only things Joe Biden has 'built back better' are China, drug cartels, and the Taliban." -- Mark Meadows
“All the citizens of a state cannot be equally powerful, but they may be equally free” -- Voltaire (1694-1778) French writer
"All lives matter, except socialists."
"The Bay Area has bled the golden goose dry."
"Of course there was very little progress made under communism; a totalitarian political religion is incompatible with free investigation." -- Robert A. Heinlen, "Gulf"
"At its heart wokeness is divisive, exclusionary and hateful. It basically gives mean people a reason--it gives them a shield to be mean and cruel, armored in false virtue." -- Elon Musk
"This is the insane virtue signaling masking world Fauci has created. While not wearing her mask this woman strikes and spits this man for not wearing his. And she thinks she’s the good person here!" -- politics and sports commentator Clay Travis
"Xipe Totek, Xipe Totek, transformation, liberation, education, emancipation. imagination revitalization, liberation, transformation, decolonization, liberation, education, emancipation, changin' our situation in this human transformation." -- Church of Woke Bullshit
"Under capitalism, rich people become powerful.
But under socialism, powerful people become rich."
Reynolds' First Law
"Subsidizing the markers of status doesn't produce the character traits that result in that status; it undermines them."
Reynolds' Second Law
"The more a government wants to run its citizens' lives, the worse job it will do at the most basic tasks of government.'
Reynolds' Third Law
"Whatever politicians' control, they will use against you to get what they want."
Reynolds' Fourth law
"Longevity of political service does not make a politician more qualified.
It only ensures they are more corrupt."
Reynolds' Fifth Law
"Proposed legislation will fail if there is not enough opportunity for graft or control"
"There is nothing cool about being 'woke' in an unemployment line."
"At its heart, wokeness is divisive, exclusionary, and hateful. It basically gives mean people a shield to be mean and cruel, armored in false virtue." -- Elon Musk
"When Reality Calls, the Biden Administration Hangs Up." -- Senator John Kennedy
"If you can't understand the difference between trucks peacefully blocking a road and a rioting mob surrounding drivers, you might be a Progressive."
"Within the context then of the fact that window is still opening, although, open, although it is absolutely narrowing, but within the context of a diplomatic path still being open." -- Kamala Harris
Ukrainian ladies out there yelling at Russian soldiers to put seeds in their pockets for when they die in the dirt and we're like "I need 3 hrs of self care to recover from the video I saw of a Ukrainian lady yelling at Russian soldiers." -- Mary Katharine Ham
"It is not logical to boast about getting the most votes in history, and then try to change the voting laws."
"The govenment will find the most inefficent way of doing things, and charge you double for it."
"You can't build a wall high enough to keep out...uhh...a uh, a vaccine." -- J. Robbinette Biden
"Marxist 'history' is driven by a thesis, rather than the evidence."
"Taxes are the price you pay to avoid being murdered for not paying taxes."
"The flaws that progressives see in capitalism are caused by their attempts to convert it to socialism."
"Inflation is not a Robin Hood, taking from the rich to give to the poor. Rather, it deals most cruelly with those who an least protect themselves. It strikes hardest those millions of our citizens whose incomes to not quickly rise with the cost of living. When prices soar, the pensioner and the widow see their security undermined, the of thrift sees his savings melt away; the white collar worker, the minister, and the teacher see their standards of living dragged down." -- President Dwight D. Eisenhower
"Shit is so fake that the minute an outsider took office we got cheap gas, cheap food, became energy independent, no wars and focused on our country’s own issues. Establishment hacks get back in and we have inflation, medical tyranny, world war 3, need to take a mortgage for gas." -- Julia Song
"You are not a libertarian until another libertarian tells you that you are not a libertarian."
"If you ever want to clean out your intellectual inventory, argue with a libertarian."
"It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words." -- 1984 by George Orwell. Note to Nina Jankowicz, the book was meant as a warning, not an instruction manual.
"Al Capone did less damage to Chicago than Lori Lightfoot."
"In Joe Biden's America, it's easier to get fentanyl illegally than it is buy baby formula at a store."
"Inflation is a tax that targets the poor."
"Just remember that 'woke' is a synonym for 'stupid and crazy' and you won’t go far wrong." -- Glenn Reynolds
"The truth is that, to many people calling themselves Socialists, revolution does not mean a movement of the masses with which they hope to associate themselves; it means a set of reforms which 'we', the clever ones, are going to impose upon 'them', the Lower Orders." -- George Orwell
"If socialists understood economics, they wouldn't be socialists." -- Friedrich Hayek
"Weakness is oxygen to tyrants."
"To preserve these rights, governments are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed."
How many student radicals does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to screw in the light bulb and two to insist that it be turned further to the left.
"You need to get to go and need to be able to get where you need to go to the work and go home." -- Kamala Harris
"History and facts, two things that are taboo to the woke agenda."
"Joe Biden gave a eulogy at a Clansman’s funeral."
"Democracy is under threat" is leftist code-speak for "democracy is no longer giving us our way."
"If the federal government shour overpass the just bounds of its authority and make a tyrannical use of its powers, the people, whose creature it is, must appeal to the standard they have formed, and take such measures to redress the injury done to the Constitution as the exigency may suggest and prudence justify." -- Alexander Hamilton
"Democracy and socialism have nothing in common but one word, equality. But notice the difference: while democracy seeks equality in liberty, socialism seeks equality in restraint and servitude." -- Alexis de Tocqueville
"Vile 'Don't Tread On Me' Plate Offends Those Who Would Tread On You."
"Most of the outlets are reporting on world events from Washington. The average reporter we talk to is 27 years old, and their only reporting experience consists of being around political campaigns. That’s a sea change. They literally know nothing." -- Ben Rhodes
"Questioning Biden is the highest form of patriotism."
"Coercion is evil precisely because it thus eliminates an individual as a thinking and valuing person and makes him a bare tool in the achievement of the ends of another." -- Fridrich Hayek
"Once a government is committed to the principle of silencing the voice of opposition, it only has one way to go, and that is down the path of increasingly repressive measures, until it becomes a source of terror to all its citizens and creates a country where everyone lives in fear." -- President Harry S. Truman
Barack Obama: "Americans are clinging to guns and religion."
Hillary Clinton: "Basket of Deplorables."
Joe Biden: "Enemies of the State and threat to democracy."
Note the progression of demonization.
Questioning Biden is the highest form of patriotism.
"Liberal Logic: Martha's Vineyard calls 50 illegal aliens a "humanitarian crisis", but 4.2 million illegal aliens are crossing what they call a "secure border."
"If you don't have a record to run on, you paint your opponent as someone to run from." -- Barack Hussein Obama
"One of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our Founding Fathers used in the great struggle for independence." -- Charles A Beard (1874-1948) American historian
"The United States shares a very important relationship, which is an alliance with the Republic of North Korea." -- Kamala Harris, former democrat Senator and general embarressment to America, September 29, 2022 while visiting South Korea.
"McCarthy may have come off as an ass in the public opinion, but he was completely right, elements of communists and the Frankfort School infiltrated every high level of government and higher level education starting in the 20s and have been perpetuating their ideals ever since, grooming successors with meritless degrees, and filling our society with mindless drones, so long as they tow the line."
The on air "talent" at MSNBC are semi-human lice, fleas, and blood sucking ticks.
"The word 'racism' is like ketchup. It can be put on practically anything - and demanding evidence makes you a 'racist.'" -- Thomas Sowell
"I guarantee you we're going to end fossil fuels. No more drilling on federal lands. No more drilling. Including offshore. No more ability for the oil industry to continue to drill, period! It ends, number one!" -- J. Robinette Biden
"You are the carbon they want to reduce."
"When Donald Trump became President, his son stopped international business deals; when Joe Biden became Vice-President, his family started doing international business deals."
Moronathon: An accurate description of the period Joe Biden occupied the White House
"Promoting socialism is hate speech."
And the Angel said unto him: "This bullshit ain't working. You are gonna have to shoot 'em." -1 Americans 17:76
"Joe Biden makes Josef Goebbels look honest."
"Cornpop was a bad dude and he ran a bunch of bad boys." -- J. Robinette Biden
"After 2 fabricated impeachments I don't care what the January 6th committee makes up."
"Carolyn Ellison looks like a Fraggle with a back tattoo."
"Refugee status is not granted because a family lives in a bad neighborhood or poverty." -- Barack Hussein Obama
There is only speech. "Hate speech" or "misinformation" are terms used by people who hate free speech.
"All roads lead to RussiaGate."
"Student protests are problematic, as they constitute the flaunting of class privilege." -- Glenn Reynolds
"More finger pointing than Chris Christy at a Baskin-Robbins."
"The only supply chain Biden won't interrupt the drug cartels smuggling drugs and sex slaves into America."
"Inflation is not caused by the actions of private citizens, but by the government: by an artificial expansion of the money supply required to support deficit spending. No private embezzlers or bank robbers in history have ever plundered people's savings on a scale comparable to the plunder perpetrated by the fiscal policies of statist governments." -- Ayn Rand
"The only truely secure document in Washington D.C. is Epstein's client list."
"Environmental advocates who aren’t advocating for nuclear are advocating for something other than the environment."
"The Bidens are serious scumbags, even for a political family. They're everything the libs tell us the Trumps are, and worse." -- Jim Treacher
"CNN is a far-left propaganda outlet that spreads conspiracy theories and political violence."
"Judges should decide what the law is, not what the law should be."
"At least our enemies can't get inside the Biden White House decision loop, because there isn't any."
AWFUL: Affluent White Female Urban Liberal
democrat: A person willing to engage in open racism, as long as the discriminate party is white, not black.
"Covid-19 was never bad enough for Biden to shut down the illegal surge at the southern border."
"Communist deserve no more tolerance than Nazis."
"The greatest threat to out 'democracy' is democrats."
"Green" is mostly a synonym for "Grift" and "Graft." -- Glenn Reynolds
"Communism is intellectually contemptible and morally unsound."
"It makes sense if you understand that the left wants to make everything as ugly as its souls." -- Stephen Green
"Investigating Hunter, the Biden family is about like tracking a bleeding bear through a snowstorm. I mean, there’s evidence everywhere." -- Rep. James Comer
"The first lesson of economics is scarcity: There is never enough o fanything to satisfy all those who want it. The first lesson of politics is to disregard the first lesson of economics." -- Thomas Sowell
"I used to be a 'Deplorable', but now I have been upgraded to 'Ultra-Maga!'"
"Woke" is a mental disorder that causes people to find injustice in everything except their own behavior.
"Basement Biden releasing carefully edited, repeatedly rehearsed campaign statements. That's the Basement Biden we all know." -- Ace at AoSHQ
"If we divide 123 genders by white supremacy, how much climate change do we have?"
"If it ain't woke, don't fix it."
"Capitalism, and capitalism alone, has rescued the human race from degrading poverty, rampant sickness and early death." -- Llewellyn Rockwell
"I never thought I'd live to see the day when the right wing would become the cool ones giving the middle finger to the establishment, and the left wing becoming the sniveling self-righteous twatty ones going around shaming everyone." -- John Lydon of The Sex Pistols
"Government cannot make a man richer, but it can make him poorer." -- Ludwig Von Mises
Ivanka Trump's grace
Shines through with each step she takes
Trailblazer in sight
Ashley's diary
Words etched with her deepest thoughts
Reflections of truth
A haiku about inappropriate showers...
"Individualism regards man - every man - as an independent, sovereign entity who possesses an inalienable right to his own life, a right derived from his nature as a rational being." -- Ayn Rand, the Virtue of Selfishness
"Hell is being forced to constantly affirm and validate the marginal, the mentally ill, and malignant." -- Ace
"SFGATE 'blogger' should walk out, step on a drug user's needles left on the sidewalk, and fall face first in a pile of some hobo's excrement. That would be comedy gold."
"Non-white white supremacists are the new hotness for white suburban liberal democrats."
"I tried following the science, but it just lead to following the money."
"Woke" just means "crazy, vicious, and stupid."
If Orwell were alive today, he might have to add "Conformity is diversity" to the end of "War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength." -- Stephen Green
"That's not just stupid, it's AOC stupid."