Signature Quotes

These are my collection of sig quotes, collected from years of crawling about the Internet. Share and Enjoy...

sig quote - /sig kwoht/ A maxim, quote, proverb, joke, or slogan embedded in one's sig block (as used in Usenet news) and intended to convey something of one's philosophical stance, pet peeves, or sense of humour. "Calm down, it's only ones and zeroes."

Since this files was just too big , I've split it up into the following subsections:

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