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"Obama looks stymied by the very first debate question: Why should white people feel welcome in your administration when they wouldn't be welcome in your church?" -- From a WizBang Blog caption contest
As a citizen, I would rather have a President McCain that we fight with 20% of the time, than a President Clinton or a President Obama that we fight with 90% of the time." -- Newt Gingrich
"The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism, but under the name of liberalism they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program until one day America will be a socialist nation without ever knowing how it happened." -- Norman Thomas, American socialist
"I want to cut his nuts off." -- Civil Rights "Leader" Jesse Jackson, on Barack Hussein Obama.
"The question is not why Pennsylvanians "cling to their religion", but why do the Obamas still cling to the Trinity Church that seems far more extreme than anything I've seen in rural America." - Victor Davis Hanson
"Senator John McCain could never convince me to vote for him. Only Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama can cause me to vote for McCain." -- Thomas Sowell
"[A]n Obama presidency would be an amusing approximation of the Carter administration, complete with vaporous moralizing and foreign policy bungling." -- R. Emmett Tyrrell, Jr.
"Ich Bin Ein Bullshitter!" -- Varmint translating Barak H. Obama's Berlin speech.
"If he can't use them as props, it seems Barack Obama has little use for the military. Come to think if it, that is roughly how they factor into his feckless foreign policy plans as well." -- Confederate Yankee
"That's breathtakingly arrogant, and par for the course for Barack Obama." -- Patrick Ruffini
"I find it more than bit hypocritical that Obama supporters are criticizing Palin's "lack of experience for the VP job."
"President Obama is Putin's wet dream.
Why does Obama still dress up gerbils in Lederhosen?"Dissent is the highest form of patriotism."
Unless you question Barak "The Lightgiver" Obama, then the press crawls up your ass make makes your life a living Hell.
Sorry, no 1st Amendment Rights for you in Obamaland.
"White folks greed runs a world in need." -- democrat Barak Hussein Obama
"Think about it. In 24 hours, we've learned more unflattering details about a guy who asked Obama a question and walked away unpersuaded than almost any of his campaign staff or associates." -- Jim Geraghty
Why did Obama break word on FISA? Public Financing? Town Hall debates? Can we afford to hire somebody who lied in his interview?
"It's a bit late for investors to notice that pretty much everything Barack Obama wants to do will hurt the economy." -- John Hinderaker
Because nothing screams "education reform" like sending your own kids to a pricey private school!
Culture of Corruption: Blago, Spitzer, Rangel, Jefferson, Obama, Dodd
The Obama - a vain attempt to tap-dance your way through a pasture full of manure.
I'll Keep My Guns, Freedom, & Money... You Can Keep The "Change!"
"I've been to 57 states." -- Barack H. Obama
"Obama and his fellow liberals will work tirelessly to stop global warming. Just don't expect them to fly coach." -- Rob at SayAnything
"I have a friend who is an active Obama supporter. On Facebook, she listed her political views as "Libertarian"... clearly she's confused." -- Tabitha Hale
I heard Republican Senator Gregg paid his taxes, making him a completely unacceptable choice for the democrat Obama Cabinet.
"Obama's inability to make a decision, communicate it clearly, and then stick to it will be the hallmark of this presidency." -- Gabriel Malor
ACORN: Association of Corrupted Organizations for Registration of Non-eligible voters.
"The government is promoting bad behavior... do we really want to subsidize the losers' mortgages... This is America! How many of you people want to pay for your neighbor's mortgage? President Obama are you listening? How about we all stop paying our mortgage! It's a moral hazard" -- Rick Santelli of CNBC
The only thing transparent about the Obama Administration is their socialist agenda.
Isn't the border fence shovel-ready?
"Republicans free slaves, democrats free terrorists"
POOP: Prisoners Of Obama's Policies
I heard Biden's Secret Service name is: assassination insurance!
"I can think of no better reason to vote against Obama than the prospect of an administration where any criticism of the President is treated as racism." -- Glenn Reynolds
Vett Barack Obama, NOT Joe the Plumber!
Obama and his minions will be blaming President Bush for EVERYTHING 'till their dying breath.
"Under my plan of a cap and trade system electricity rates would necessarily skyrocket" -- Barack H. Obama
"I try not to think about the number of women who voted for Obama simply because Oprah likes him and no other reason." -- Lydia
"Although the administration likes to say it inherited the recession and trillion-dollar deficits, the economic wreckage has worsened on Obama's still-young watch."
"The elite journalists, I repeat, got Obama wrong. The troglodytes got him right. As our national drama continues to unfold, bear that in mind." -- Peter Robinson
"If Joe Biden is 'Mr. Fix It' in this administration we are in big trouble." -- Jennifer Rubin
Lincoln Saved the Union and Freed the Slaves. Obama Put in Office By The Unions and Enslaved The Free.
Obama is utterly dependent on his teleprompter. Does that make him Sock Puppet in Chief or Sock Puppet of the U.S.?
Community Organizer of the United States
"He knows exactly what he is doing, he isn't stupid. He has no financial plan to fix; but he has a Political agenda." -- Steve Simon on Barack H. Obama
"I have more than enough to do without worrying about the financial system" -- Barack Hussein Obama, COOTUS
"Ronald Reagan had a vision of America. Barack Obama has a vision of Barack Obama." -- Thomas Sowel
OBAMA: One Big Ass Mistake America!
"I want you to hold our government accountable. I want you to hold me accountable." -- Barack Obama.
"D'ohbama just announced earmark reform. Cuz after passing 8500 earmarks, he's gonna get rilly serious 'bout cleanin' up DC!" -- Michelle Malkin
"Obama is not Jesus. Jesus could actually build a cabinet."
"It turns out that if you're put in charge of the IRS even after everybody finds out you're a tax cheat, nobody wants to work for you. Weird!" -- Jim Treacher
"Chas Freeman went down like a Chinese student under a tank." -- Jim Treacher
"I want Obama to succeed at failure. See? There's no need to be so negative about it." -- Jim Treacher
"With a Bush deranged, slobbering Obama lover, Facts aren't allowed in the conversation." -- Infidels Are Cool
The "O" in Obama is for overrated
"Obama did in 60 days what it took 6 years for Bush to do - piss off our allies... alienate the people... & fuck up all his policies. Bravo." -- Bryan Del Monte
B. Hussein Urkel
"OK, so I voted for Obama, but when he was talking about change, I had no idea it was referring to my 401k" -- Keith Marder
During the campaign, a fellow journalist confided that "I know Obama is a Manchurian candidate, I just can't figure out what for." -- Michael Goodwin
Obama branding effort: "toxic assets" now = "legacy loans", and "weasel" is now "Mink".
"Obamalogic: rhetoric for minds unencumbered by objective reasoning." -- Javantiger
"Joe the Plumber was right. Obama is a dyed in the wool Socialist." -- John Ahrends
In an effort to raise awareness of his glory, Obama licenses image on Happy Meals. (They're empty inside, but you'd better not complain.) -- Jim Treacher
"President Obama's idea of a flat-tax is that we are taxed until we are flat-broke." -- Jeff Miller
"I'm drinking every time Obama says "invest" instead of "spend the hell out of your money w impunity." I will not be driving for a while." -- Mary Katharine Ham
Obama: "Uhhhmander in Chief"
Obama: The Teleprompter President
BHO in his best year donated only 3% of his income.
Joe Biden donated less than 1% of his income to charity.
"I've no argument with the lesser of evils accusation, but I've a real problem with the idea that Barack Obama isn't way more fucked than George W.Bush."
"Obama's illogic would make a heck of a diet: gorge yourself on record levels of food yet still "hope" to lose weight somehow." -- Reverse_Vampyr
"The Unites States of America has no POTUS at the helm. We have a CAOTUS Community Agitator of the United States." -- Velvet Hammer
How many Obamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Answer: One to do it wrong and a past admin to blame it on
The next new GM car - "The Obamobile" - It runs on stolen bullshit! Get your orders in now, folks.
Q: What's the problem with Obama jokes?
A. Liberals don't think they're funny & Conservatives don't think they're jokes.
"Remember: The guy who's trying to nationalize industry and start his own youth corps isn't the fascist. That was the previous occupant." -- Jim Treacher
"I wouldn't trust the current admin with washable crayon and a drop cloth on the floor" -- Stephen Kruiser
Barack Orwell: I'm going to cut your taxes by increasing them.
"Obamaism should be recognized as a real religion. We already know its followers in the administration are tax exempt!" -- Jim Treacher
"I thought when Obama said arrogant, dismissive and derisive, he was talking about himself."
"Favorite scene from Van Wilder 3: Rahm Emmanuel flies into desk-toppling rage when Taj completely screws up Starbucks order." -- Jim Treacher
"When it comes to deficit spending, Obama burns down your house & reminds you that Bush once lit a match." -- Alo Konsen
"George Bush wished everybody could be rich. Obama wishes everybody could be poor." -- Dennis Miller
"The "Obama is a megalomaniac" thing is such a ridiculous right-wing smear. BTW, now he wants to take over the weather." -- Jim Treacher
"The first U.S. president to bow to royalty and the first U.S. ship in 200 years to be attacked by pirates, within a week of each other. Hmm." -- Jim Treacher
"If you thought the world was a tad unsafe with Dubya around, just wait until President Pantywaist gets into his stride." -- Gerald Warner
"I've already noticed people taking Obama stickers off their cars. They can only pad the polls so long." -- Lance Fairchok
Note to Obama: the last time Americas bowed to a King was 1776.
Obama's 2008 return show he paid Real Estate taxes. OK. With a house & condo in 2005 why is NO REAL estate taxes paid in 2005?!?
"So if a tree falls in the forest and Barack Obama is not there to talk about his forestry policy, does it really make a sound?" -- Roger Simon
"Obama cozies up with Castro, Chavez, Abdullah, drops charges against terrorists while bankrupting US. What more do we need to know?" -- Tammy Bruce
"The Obama administration is more comfortable with socialist dictators than American military veterans"
"THE OBAMANURE IS GETTING DEEP!"
"We will survive. America is based on ideas that are correct and that work. BHO can't change that." -- Leslie Carbone
"I continue to be amazed at how many of my liberal friends are ok with anything Obama does, as long as John Stewart still supports him." -- Reverse_Vampyr
"That's because you never know when the teleprompter might blow and they can witness the zombie look of terror on Obama." -- Kathleen McKinley
"If we waterboard terrorists to keep Americans from jumping out of towering infernos then the terrorists have already won."
Obama wants to be the Founding Father of the USSA. (United Socialist States of America)
I can't belive they elected a telepromtor President of the United States of America
In Obama's America, Americans are terrorists if they own a bible, a pocket Constitution or guns, and still believe in Life, Liberty and Freedom.
Ah, I finally felt tingling in my legs! Turned out to be my wallet trembling in fear.
"Damn, Barry won the bet.He said he could make New Yorkers run screaming thru the streets & not get asked about it two days later." -- Joey Biden
Questioning Obama is the highest form of Patriotism!
"Yes, we CAN blame Obama if there's another 9/11. After the first one, Bush responded accordingly. Now Barry's rolling it all back. Idiot." -- Jim Treacher
Barack Obama releases top secret CIA memos but won't release his own college records.
"The White House Needs a Court Jester. I thought that was why we had Joe Biden." -- Glenn Reynolds
Translation from Obamaspeak: "Hope and Change" means "Dope and Fail" in English
"Senator John McCain did not lose because of extreme conservatism. Nor did Obama win because he was honest about his liberalism, which he denied every time he was confronted about it." -- David Limbaugh
Obama is not the Messiah... he's the Angel of Debt.
A twenty year old today will pay 114,000 dollars to the Federal Government just to pay the interest on Obama's spending bill.
"The Tea Parties are a vocal and visual reminder that BHO's charismatic, charm machine is hitting a brick wall." -- Linda
"Voting for Obama because you don't like politics is like eating 3 cheesecakes a day because you don't like being fat." -- Jim Treacher
I am not a racist, I equally object to Obama's white-half socialist agenda as well!!
"Pot had helped, and booze; maybe a little blow when you could afford it. Not smack, though," -- democrat President Barack Hussein Obama on what got him though college.
"I found a solace in nursing a pervasive sense of grievance and animosity against my mother's race." -- a paraphrase of a quote in the American Conservative from an article written by Steven Sailer about Barack Obama's feelings toward white people.
We've heard the cliché: there is a difference between campaigning and governing. But in the last few weeks the contrast between the two could not have been more stark. And the gap between President Obama's effectiveness at the former and shakiness at the latter is coming into focus. -- Jennifer Rubin
"Barack Obama inherited a set of national-security policies that he rejected during the campaign but now embraces as president. This is a stunning and welcome about-face." -- Karl Rove
"I don't doubt that the President and I think he'll say this tomorrow that we've made some hasty decisions that are now going to take some time to unwind. And closing Guantanamo Bay obviously is one of those decisions." -- BHO's press secretary Robert Gibbs
"Barack Obama's reluctance to begin confronting difficult decisions is creating the impression that his administration is simply hoping for the best." -- Simon Heffer
"What I am going to tell the president when I tell him his teleprompter is broken? What will he do then?" -- Joey Biden
"Just how much government debt does a president have to endorse before he's labeled 'irresponsible'?" -- columnist Robert Samuelson
If 60% of Sotomayor decisions are ultimately repealed/reversed...how can that possibly be someone competent for Supreme Court?
"Barack Obama's ability to spin words and seem to be everything to everyone is running smack into an unprecedented role for him: executive responsibility." -- Thomas Lifson
"Steyn's only mistake here is to assume that Obama would have any serious interest in American exceptionalism in the world. As far as Obama is concerned, what is exceptional about America is Obama." -- Malone Vandam
"Remember that one time the Commander in Chief felt more compelled to issue a statement on an aborionist's murder than a soldier's? Boy I do." -- DC Brent
"The only thing growing faster than the federal government's deficit is Chris Matthews' man-crush on Barack Obama." -- Minnesota Governor Tim Pawlenty
"Why did Barack H. Obama study the constitution? Same reason W.C. Fields read the Bible. "Looking for loopholes."
"Palin wasn't supposed to run for VP because it would take time away from her kids. Whereas Obama's the World's Best Dad while Tehran burns." -- Jim Treacher
Obama looks more like a deer in the headlights than the leader of the free world.
I have severe, debilitating, Obama Fatigue. Keeps me from wanting to work to earn more income.
Obama's in so far over his head, the DNC needs to get him some water wings.
"Questioning Obama is the Highest Form of Patriotism!"
Obama's spending programs now equal $4 trillion (1/3 of US economy) and he's not finished!
"Under my plan, no family making less than $250,000 a year will see any form of tax increase." -- Candidate Barack Obama making promises President BHO can't keep.
"Barack Obama is just Sarah Palin plus six months of briefing books and town halls." -- Ace
"Obama is done pretending he likes democracy very much, now that he's used it to gain power. Watch the evidence pile up. Watch the pattern." -- Jim Treacher
"...if the ever-so-thin-skinned Barack Obama got one-tenth the abuse that Sarah Palin has gotten, he'd cry like a little girl. And his defenders would scream raaaacciiiiism at the top of their lungs." -- Glenn Reynolds
"Obama quit every single job he had to advance himself into the next job. The fact that his "faithful" do not know that just proves that they have worked for and elected a man that they knew nothing about."
Obama's credentials are rife with fraud and his philosophy is blatantly soaked in Socialism.
"Obama: Deceiver, cheat, swindler, liar, fraudster, con-artist." -- Russian news agency Pravda describing our Dear Leader
Patriots believe in a constitutionally restrained government, not a well spoken tyrant.
"Barack Obama won office by promising middle-class tax cuts, but spends money like no one since FDR and LBJ." -- Ed Morrissey
"Obama: Your hand in my pocket is NOT stimulating"
Compared to Obama, French President Sarkozy looks like Ronald Reagan!
33: The number of Czars appointed by Obama so far who don't have Senate hearings and have more power than Cabinet Members.
Obama and Biden = Dumb and Dumber
"The stimulus plan was bad policy, poorly conceived and oversold. It isn't working, yet the president insists his policy was perfect." -- Jennifer Rubin
Zero: The number of unrehearsed, unscripted questions asked of President Obama during his Town Hall on health care reform.
Still got that Obama bumper sticker on your car? Why not one that says "Honk if I Look Like An Idiot"
Barack Hussein Obama was elected to state office, spent his time not voting, but running for other office, and did the same in the US senate. His resigning from both positions caused turmoil.
Obama Administration: Bad News Bears meets The Gang that Can't Shoot Straight!
"WE HAVE TO SPEND MONEY TO KEEP FROM GOING BANKRUPT" -- democrat Vice-President Joey Biden, Super-Genius!
The only thing Obama can Stimulate is Chris Matthews.
The truth is, Obama was never "cool." -- Steve Rhodes, NBC Chicago News
Biden's gaffes are anything but, they're simply what the administration is really thinking. Truer words have never been babbled. -- James Lileks
"Soylent Green is people, made by a Obama administration Czar."
"Al Qaeda's favorite days: 9/11/01 and 11/04/08."
"Beavis Biden" and "Butthead Obama"
On Obama's desk is a plaque that clearly reads, "The bucks stops anywhere but here."
Obama lied, prosperity died.
"What happened to the Messiah...the guy that was going to fix everything wrong with our country? Instead we have an ignorant elitist bully." -- ConservativeGal
Barack Obama to solve illegal problem by making United States less desirable place to live than Mexico.
"BOB Hope gave us laughs. BO's Hope gives us nightmares."
Obama says: I can't be out of money, I still have taxpayers!
Obama's key advisors - Tax Cheats, Crooks & Cronies!
"The point of the Joker cartoon is obvious: Obama is a comic-book villain, stealing your money." -- MochaJava
I was anti-Obama when anti-Obama wasn't cool.
Barack H. Obama is the most divisive President since Richard M. Nixon.
"Money from pharmaceutical firms and health care companies is dirty, evil, and corrupting except when key members of Team Obama are pocketing it." -- Michelle Malkin
God once destroyed the world with a flood of rain. Obama intends to destroy the world in a flood of taxes.
"We don't dislike Obama. We just don't trust him too much." -- Sign at a Tea Party Protest
"Out of the 36 Czars Barack Obama appointed without FBI background checks, is there one assigned to debt? hyper-inflation? or fascism?"
A few weeks ago, Eric Holder saw nothing wrong with Black Panthers using billy clubs to intimidate voters. Today, he thinks intimidating terrorists with cigars is a crime. Holder is the one who should be answering tough questions under oath." -- Doctor Zero
Obama, money saving tip for you from someone who actually budgets. Lose 45 Czars. Instead use free CONSTITUTION as your guide. -- SnarkandBoobs
"You don't have to be a racebaiting Communist Truther to work in the White House. But it doesn't hurt!" -- Jim Treacher
"Obama has more czars than the Romanovs" -- Senator John McCain
Sorry Mr. Obama, but the office of President of the United States of America is above your pay grade. Perhaps you would be interested in a job as a Community Organizer.
Barack Obama, all sham, and no wow.
Be right back. I have to go take a Chavez and wipe my Obama.
Rachel Maddow criticizing Obama. When an MSNBC anchor starts to criticize him, he's losing his base.
Barack Hussein Obama / He does fly-bys in New York skies / Scaring folks his big surprise / mmm mmm mmm!
"Obama has done more to restore Russia's hegemonial potential in Eastern and Central Europe than even Vladimir Putin. ...If the word is out that America is in retreat, it will soon find it has no friends." -- Gerald Warner
Barack H. Obama staked the credibility of his high office on a crap shoot and lost to Rio.
Obama wins popularity contests and not much else.
The two requirements for a Nobel Peace Prize, Jack and Squat.
"Barack Obama will have history's most crowded trophy room, but his presidency is shaping up as a tragedy for America and the world." -- Mark Steyn
Hard to Believe, but Obama has Devalued the Nobel Prize more rapidly than he Debased the US Dollar.
Did you really just type 'Brand Obama?' You did.
He's the President of the United States, not the goddamn Keebler Elf.
"The Obama White House believes in diplomacy with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad but not Glenn Beck." -- Chuck Raasch
Obama is more concerned with his war on Fox News than Islamofascism's war on civilization.
"[Obama] can talk to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad but he can't talk to Chris Wallace." -- Marisa Guthrie of Broadcasting & Cable magazineOn to page 2P.J.O'Rourke QuotesAnn Coulter QuotesRKBA&Victim Disarmament QuotesMain Polyticks Quote pageMain Quote Page