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"Obama combines worst of two bad Presidents. He's got Carter's international naďveté & Nixon's domestic thugary." -- Sue H.
"[The Obama administration's] problem is not that Fox isn’t a real news organization, their problem is that it is." -- Rich Lowry
KFC has done it again. They are introducing the new "Obama Bucket" which consists of nothing but Left Wings.
"The White House is spreading itself thin by trying to fight a war on two fronts, with Afghanistan and Fox News." -- Jay Leno
"As far as reaching across the aisle, Obama makes George Bush look like Gandhi in that regard." -- Rightwing Sparkle
"The stock market reaches an old milestone and the unemployment rate is below 10%. In Obama’s America, that’s worthy of celebration." -- Tristan Yates
After a year of Obama, some Republicans are not just missing George W. Bush, they are missing Bill Clinton. It’s a bit scary to consider but, before it’s over, even Jimmy Carter may look okay.
"Van Jones’ resignation, the Obamacare boondoggle… Saturday at midnight is the new Friday at 5." --
"The problem is not that Obama doesn’t spend enough time on the economy — his philosophy isn't capable of (or interested in?) stimulating growth anyway. . . . Obama persuaded many small business people to pull in their horns and make plans to keep a low profile (including laying people off) in order to avoid the wealth confiscation of the populist, socialist, economic storm they saw coming with his election." -- Rand Simbeg
"The word “dithering” has really attached itself to Obama." -- Ann Althouse
Why doesn’t Obama pray? It’s impossible to read the teleprompter with his eyes closed.
"You guys make a pretty good photo op." -- President Barack Hussein Obama in a rare momement of honesty with the US Military.
"Police in Texas seized a shipment of ecstasy pills this week. They were shaped like President Obama's face. The drug is characterized by a brief, powerful high followed by a long, slow comedown." -- SNL's Weekend UPdate with Seth Meyers
"The first year of Barack Obama’s presidency. It’s not good when you find yourself repeating the phrase, 'Yeah I voted for him, what’s it to you?'" -- Brian Arrington
"BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG It's 11AM central you know which golf course Barry O is on?" -- Brent4Liberty
Q. Why did Obama cross the road?
A. Actually, Obama promised to cross the road, but then he didn't.
"Americans learned last year that President Obama discards campaign promises like most people discard used Kleenex." -- Karl "Darth" Rove
It looks like 2010 will see the advent of Obamacare and the return of the Death Tax. Coincidence?
"A president who promised persuasion has instead offered legislation. And his speeches have been timed to affect the legislative process, not to convince the country of his cause and leverage popular support in his negotiations with Congress. It's been all inside game, pretty much all the time." -- Ezra Klein on Barack Hussein ObamaDavid N. Farr, Chairman, CEO and President of Emerson Electric Co., announced at the Baird 2009 Industrial Conference in Chicago that President Obama has succeeded in chasing his multi-billion dollar industry right out of the U.S.A. Why? Onerous regulation, high taxes, and the over $1 trillion Obama debt should be reason enough for any business to consider shutting down U.S. facilities and seeking greener pastures overseas.
"After one short year, Obama's "hope" motto seems to have slowly morphed into "please go fuck yourself I hate this job you are all assholes." Not nearly as catchy." -- Click for the photo evidence
"If Obama aims to be "a really good one-term president," he's on pace to achieve half of his goal." -- Jim Geraghty
"On His Last Day in Office, Obama Will Still Be Talking About What He Inherited." -- Jim Geraghty
"Obama likes anonymous anecdotes. "the small business in [AZ], the window maker in PA... the single teacher raising 2 kids." No names?" -- Jim Geraghty
""We can't wage a perpetual campaign" says President Obama as he is about to hold rallies in NH, Florida, and Ohio in coming days." -- Jim Geraghty
"Mr Obama is in danger of being perceived as someone whose rhetoric, however skillful, cannot always be trusted." -- Bob Herbert, The New York Times
"Obama is not only an ideologue, he's an ideologue in denial." -- Jeff Hoyt
"All politicians fudge on their promises. But this president manages to transcend the normal political exaggeration and dissimulation. Whereas past executives shaded the truth, Barack Obama trumps that: on almost every key issue, what Obama says he will do, and what he says is true, is a clear guide to what he will not do, and what is not true. It is as if 'truth' is a mere problem of lesser mortals." -- Victor Davis Hanson
"President Obama believes foreign terrorists should have 5th amendment rights but foreign business men shouldn't have 1st amendment rights."
"Barack Hussein Obama has aways been concerned about employment in Eastasia."
Still unable to locate all 57 states on the map of Obamastan.
Roses are Red, Violates are blue. I'm tired of Obama, how about you?
Barak Hussein Obama is a more than a bit like the fictional character, Zaphod Beeblebrox, who said, "If there's anything around here more important than my ego, I want it caught and shot now!" -- Mark Urbin
"That is Obama's signature move: Invent "people" who are "saying" ridiculous things and then encourage the audience to laugh at these made-up buffoons." -- Ann Coulter
Obama is Toxic for the economy.
Barack Hussein Obama is neither a "Philosopher King", nor an "Anointed President". He is an elected representative of the citizens.
Obama will still be blaming Bush in 2012, won't he?You Betcha!
Barack Obama, everything is above his pay grade and beyond his comprehension.
"Obama would rather be a victim than leader." Chris Stirewalt, Washington Examiner, March 18, 2010
Obamacare: The date-rape drug of the American Dream.
"In the upside down world of the Obama Nation, people who spend a lifetime following Reverend Wright aren't racists. But people who show up at a rally to oppose single-payer healthcare are." -- MichaelGraham
Under ObamaCare, you'll have to continue usuing your dead sister's dentures until at least 2014
Obama's actions continue to create divides among society in America. He is apparently unconcerned about this.
"Obama is such a strange dude that he makes Richard Nixon seem almost normal." -- Roger Simon
"Obama, with all the vast nuclear experience that he acquired as a 'community organizer.'" -- Gov. Sarah Palin
"If only Obama treated Iran or Syria as he does Bush, Sarah Palin, and the top 10 percent of American taxpayers."
"...in my 10-plus years at the White House, rarely have I sensed such a level of anger, which is wide and deep, among members over White House practices and attitude toward the press." -- Ed Chen, a White House correspondent for Bloomberg News on how the Obama White House treats the press.
Obama receives tepid applause from West Point cadets, cuts 'That's a lot of cheering' line from prepared remarks.
"A Gift for Reading the TelePrompter Is Not the Same as Leadership" -- Liz Cheney
Liberal black people say President Bush "blew up" the Levees in Louisiana during Hurricane Katrina because Bush hated black people. So it clearly follows that President Obama Blew up the Oil Platform in the gulf because Obama hates White people.
"Here is the Obama Disaster Management Theory: In times of crisis, you can never have enough unelected, un-vetted political appointees hanging around." -- Michelle Malkin
"President Obama is like the Donald Trump of governance. All he needs is a bad toupee and to dip Air Force One in gold." -- John Oliver
"The Obama mindset is dismissive of those who have never sipped espresso in the faculty lounge." -- Margaret Carlson
"President Barack Obama boldly proclaims, "The buck stops here!" But, whenever his policies are criticized, he acts as if the buck stopped with George W. Bush."
"Obama's public persona is so predictable and his image so overexposed that even the left is over him. He's gone from fascinating and cool to a crashing bore in less than two years. . . . Obama was in essence the latest trend, equivalent to this season's fashion or the newest cell phone, which they had to have. But trends by definition come and go." -- Jennifer Rubin
"The President does not have power under the Constitution to unilaterally authorize a military attack in a situation that does not involve stopping an actual or imminent threat to the nation," -- Barack H. Obama
"We need to remember, the principles this country were founded on. Like the freedom to-"...looks over at teleprompter..."express ourselves." -- Barack Hussein Obama, President of the United States of America, on his speech regarding his decision to unilaterally attack Libya, which presented no threat to the United States.
"Set up a few windmills to capture the wind generated by the spinning of our Dear Leader's moral compass, and we could power a fleet of electric cars." -- MarkUrbin
"The only future Barack Obama is trying to win is his own reelection." -- Gov. Sarah Palin
"If you voted for Obama in 2008 to prove you're not racist, you'll have to vote for someone else in 2012 to prove you're not an idiot."
"Somehow we have to figure out how to bost the price of gasoline to the levels in Europe." -- Obama's Energy Secretary, Steven Chu.
President Barack Obama, thrower of the Great Stompy Temper Tantrum of 2011.
"Obama is still saying, 'Yes, we can.' But he never explains why we haven't." -- Andrew Malcolm
"The problem is. if we secure the border, then you all won't have any reason to support 'comprehensive immigration reform'." -- Barack H. Obama
"Obama is great at math. He divides the country, subtracts jobs, adds debt and multiplies misery."
"I get up every morning. It's a heavy burden." -- Barack Hussein Obama as quoted by Ron Suskind in his new book, Confidence Men: Wall Street, Washington, and the Education of a President
"I've created one new job - what has Obama done?" -- A small businessman in Apex, North Carolina
"For somebody's who's going to come in and be the great unifier - you know, that hopey-changey stuff - it hasn't worked very well. The country is more divided now than it's ever been. And he doesn't appreciate other people and what they do." -- Diane Tailor, girlfriend of lefty NYC Mayor Bloomberg
Sen. Obama noted again that he is not a Muslim, and that Americans shouldn't fear his "funny-sounding name." "If you want to be scared of something," he added, "be frightened of my socialistic domestic policies, my amoral social policies and my capitulationist foreign policy. After all, what's in a name?" -- Laughing at Obama: Volume I by Scott Ott
". Obama - a "light-skinned" African American "with no Negro dialect, unless he wanted to have one," -- democratSenator Harry Reid
"Everyone must sacrifice for the greater good... Everyone must have some skin in the game." -- Barack Hussein Obama
And in totally unrelated news: Michelle Obama Takes Aspen Ski Vacation a Month After Hawaiian Beach Vacation
Obama 2012: Because You're As Stupid As We Think You Are
Obama 2012: Because nothing is ever his fault.
"One of Obama's great gifts is the ability to say things that are absolutely absurd and make them sound not only plausible, but inspiring." -- Thomas Sowell
What to draw from this: It doesn't matter if you're a birther or not. This is evidence that Obama himself has perpetuate conflicting stories about his history, depending on how he thought it would advantage him. Either way, our President is a liar.
In 2008, Barack Obama told an audience in Selma, AL, that he was conceived by his parents during the 1965 Civil Rights marches.
Barack Obama was born in 1961.
"President Obama hasn't run anything before he was elected President of the United States. Never ran a state, never ran a business, never ran a lemonade stand. This job's too important for on the job training. In contrast, Mitt Romney's been a successful governor, a successful businessman. He's got the executive experience." -- Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal
You ever notice how Barack Hussein Obama inherited EVERYTHING from President Bush except for the $1.83 a galleon gas prices we had the day Barack Hussein Obama took office.
President George W. Bush did NOT order 241 drone strikes, launch FBI raids on antiwar activists, expand the Patriot Act, authorize the assassination of US citzens abroad and appoint Monsanto executives to the FDA...You're thinking of Barack Hussein Obama.
"It seems to me like the president measures success by how many people are on food stamp rolls and government-run health care." -- Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal
"Well the record-breaking heat that has been affecting the rest of the country now is starting to hit Los Angeles. I was sweating like President Obama trying to spin the latest unemployment numbers!" -- Jay Leno
"If you've got a business - you didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen." -- Barack Hussein Obama, who has never worked in the private sector, lecturing American business owners on their hard work and effort.
"Obama has such a talent for saying things that make no sense that not only sound plausible but inspiring." -- Thomas Sowell
"MSNBC reports the economy has bottomed out. There's an Obama slogan: 'It Can't Get Any Worse Than This.'" -- Jay Leno
Condi Rice didn't use a prompter. President Obama would need a prompter to say "Condi Rice didn't use a prompter." -- Dennis Miller
"If you don't have a record to run on, then you paint your opponent as someone people should run away from." -- Senator Barack Hussein Obama, describing what would be his campaign strategy in 2012
"2.8 million Americans have lost their homes. But President Obama believes he ranks amount the four best presidents in history." -- Gov. Mitt Romney
"Barack Obama is one of those poeple who are often wrong but never in doubt." -- Thomas Sowell
"Ronald Reagan had a vision of America. Barack Obama has a vision of Barack Obama." -- Thomas Sowell
Watergate didn't have a body count. Bhengazi does, including a murdered US Ambassador.
Note to America: "Hope" and "Change" do not help to pay the bills.
"The truth is, Obama doesn't call anyone, and he's not close to almost anyone. It's stunning that he's in politics, because he really doesn't like people. My analogy is that it's like becoming Bill Gates without liking computers." -- Neera Tanda, former aide to Barack Hussein Obama
"He's all jacket and no bombers" -- Mark Steyn on Barack Hussein Obama
"Well, 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' is back - not for gays in the military. It's President Obama's new policy for questions about Libya. Don't ask, don't tell." -- Jay Leno
"Terrorists kill Americans. Barack Obama kills the American Dream."
"I always wish that Obama would be as nasty and arrogant with our enemies as he is with fellow citizens who simply disagree with him." -- Dennis Miller, October 24, 2012
Half of Obama's electoral votes came from "death spiral states" where there are more people getting checks from the government than there are in the private sector.
"Meet the new Obama, same as the old Obama. He's all class warfare and radical wealth distribution all the time." -- Monica Crowley
"People who like Obama because he is black are just as racist as the ones who disklike him because he is black."
Article calls Obama 'aloof'; Libs scramble to put aloof in Handbook of Racial Code Words
"We cannot simply spend as we please defer the conseuences to the next budget, the next administration, or the next generation." -- Senator Barack Hussein Obama, Feb. 2009
"Obama Value Meal: Order anything you want and the guy behind you has to pay for it." -- Conan O'Brien
"Obama the Uniter: Bringing together a coalition of the badly misinformed, the dangerously naive, the fundamentally stupid, and the downright corrupt."
"Barack Obama is the first President ever to sacfice our standard of living for a personal agenda."
"Obama whining about Fox News is like a football player bad mouthing the only cheerleader that won't sleep with him." -- Greg Gutfeld
Obama now talking about "responsible" gun policy. By which he means, arming the Mexican drug cartels.
"You need to respect Bush, he's the President," said absolutely no liberal who uses the line "you need to respect Obama, he's the President."
"[The Obama] administration lies so often that it's getting to the point where if Obama told me that water was wet, I'd have to dip my feet in just to check."
"All I care about is food stamp stamps, gay marriage and free abortions. That is why I support Barack Obama." -- an example of a low information voter
#ObamaCareInFiveWords You're All Part Time Now
The main difference between the Mafia and the Obama regime is that that Mafia turns a profit.
"Teach a man to fish, then unlike an Obama supporter, he won't be conditioned to believe that he is entitled to the fish I have caught."
Obama Economy: Trickle Up Poverity
"We have Chris Rock treating Obama as his father, Sandra Fluke treating Obama as her boyfriend, and Jamie Foxx who said Obama 'is our Lord and Savior." These people need group therapy." -- Michelle Malkin
Reaganomics: Start a billion dollar business in your parents garage.
Obamanomics: Live in your parents garage.
Obama Press Secretary Jay Carney - Goebbles without the charm.
"The media is Obama's scandal condom" -- Greg Gutfeld
Obama the Uniter!: Bringing together a coalition of the badly misinformed, the dangerously naive, the fundamentally stupid, and the downright corrupt.
"[The Obama] White House changed their slogan from, 'Yes we can' to 'No, I can't remember.'" -- Jay Leno
"I have no relationship with the president-none whatsoever. Obama doesn't know how to be president. He doesn't know how the world works. He's incompetent. He's an amateur." -- Former President William Jefferson Clinton
"It is not looking good for President Obama. Today, his teleprompter took the fifth." -- Jay Leno
"I wouldn't be surprised if President Obama learned Osama bin Laden had been killed when he saw himself announce it on television." --Jon Stewart
"It's OK for Obama's agents to collect all of our records while his are sealed tighter than a nun at a porn star convention."
"I think the IRS probe is very high the list of priorities for Obama. It's right under congratulating the first dyslexic, transgender hockey player. He's going to be visiting a solar panel farm run by vegans. And he will be giving a medal to a woman who treats obese rodents with hypnotherapy. Then after that maybe they'll get to the IRS." -- Greg Gutfeld
"Politically, the White House is hesitant to say they're having a war on coal. On the other hand, a war on coal is exactly what's needed." -- Obama White House "Climate Advisor"
"IRS has ruled Obama can write off first half of his second herm as a total loss." -- Jay Leno
"The Obama presidency, and liberalism in general, are based on not trusting the American people - a belief that big government is better for people." -- Bobby Jindal
"Obamacare was so popular it had to be passed in the dead of night and delayed until after two elections." -- Kristina Ribali
"The National Aquarium in Washington is going to close. But don't worry. If you're in D.C. and you still want to smell something fishy, stop by the White House. They've gone from "Change you can belive in" to "Changing the story until you belive it"" -- Jay Leno
"Poll: 26% of Obama voters think Tea Partiers worse than radical Muslims. So...how many people were killed by exploding Constitutions?" -- Senator Fred Thompson
"The only reason people lock their car doors when Obama walks by is they are afraid he'll tax them to death..." -- James Wood
"I think it's interesting that he (President Obama) calls them phony scandals when at the time they broke, he professed to be concerned about them." -- Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX), July 26th, 2013
"Honestly, his speech writers must be smoking crack if they can callously dismiss Benghazi, Fast and Furious, IRS, NSA, and only God knows what else." -- James Woods
"Leave it to Barack 'I Need Street Cred' Obama to actually pretend that he could have BEEN Trayvon. The kid who grew up with more white people around him than Mitt Romney." -- Keven Jackson
"A plantation. Black people in the worst jobs. The worst housing. Police brutality rampant. But when the so-called black committeemen came around election time, we'd all line up and vote the straight Democratic ticket. Sell our soul for a Christmas turkey." -- Barack Hussein Obama, "Dreams From My Father", page #147
"People now talk about their vote for Obama in the same disbelieving tone people use when they tell you they took an Ambien and woke up naked outside." -- Dennis Miller
"Mr. President, with all due respect, I have news for you. George Bush was more popular in the Arab world than you are. In truth, your indecisive, unclear and feckless foreign policy has literally run our relationship with that region into the ground." -- Judge Jeanine Pirro
"Any fourth grade history student knows socalism has failed in every country, at every time in history. President Obama and his fellow democrats are either idiots or deliberately trying to destroy their own economy." -- Russian President Vladimir Putin
"The President does not have power under the Constitution to unilaterally authorize a military attack in a situation that does not involve stopping an actual or imminent threat to the nation." -- Barack Hussein Obama, 2007
"Giving Obama free rein in Syria is like putting Ariel Castro in charge of a girl's boarding school." -- John Ringo
"Putin now just basically doing donuts in Obama's front yard." -- David Burge, the Iowahawa
"When Vladimir Putin makes America's president his bitch, maybe its time to realize we live in an age of traitors, and our country is being 'progressively' weakened every single day."
"The fact is that we have tried this road before. In the end, no amount of American forces can solve the political differences that lie at the heart of somebody else's civil war." -- Senator Barack Hussein Obama, 18 January 2007
"Obama loves America like OJ loved Nicole."
"Bush worried our enemies. Obama amuses them!
"In Obamamerica, the Chancellor of Germany is more Pro-America than the President of the United States of America."
You Voted for Change
Your Job and Health Care Are Gone
No One Hears your Screams
"At this point, if Obama came out with new gun control legislation and said, "if you like your gun, you can keep it"...would you honestly believe him?" -- Rush Limbaugh
Purpose of Obamacare: Insure the uninsured.
Effect of Obamacare to date: Uninsure the insured.
-- Brit Hume
"It's interesting that with the botched Obamacare website implementation, the buck stops with a white woman, and not the black man who claims as part of his legacy..." -- Kevin Jackson
"Obama's so screwed right now he's welcoming questions on Benghazi." -- Dennis Miller
"Obama's really horrible month: Jimmy Carter has accused him of incompetence and Bill Clion has called him out for being a liar." -- Bluegrass Pundit
"I'll call it the Affordable Health Care Act when the President legally changes his name to Barack Affordable." -- Dennis Miller
"The plan, this thing is going to work, it's going to be extremely popular, and it's going to wreak havoc with conservative ideology." -- Paul Krugman, being completely and utterly wrong, in his July 2013 NY Times article, Obamacare is the Right's Worst NightmareOn to page 3P.J.O'Rourke QuotesAnn Coulter QuotesRKBA&Victim Disarmament QuotesMain Polyticks Quote pageMain Quote Page
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