Signature Quotes: What's left over. Part XIII

These are my collection of sig quotes, collected from years of crawling about the Internet. Share and Enjoy...

"Rosalind Russell's portrayal of Hildy in Howard Hawk's His Girl Friday, redefined how women could behave in cinema-scrappy, professional, and unapologetically loud."

"The fact of the matter is that Mary Poppins could pull the sword from the stone."

"History hath triumphed over time, which besides it nothing but eternity hath triumphed over." -- Sir Walter Raleigh

"Their destiny depended on the Odds and the Gods."

"I shrugged off my momentary flirtation with self-awareness. I had no time for it."

"If the Earth was really flat, cats would have pushed everything off of it by now."

Throckmorton's First Law of Live Music: "If there's an upright bass in the band, it's probably going to be good."

"You're listening to Sisyphus FM. The home of non-stop rock!"

"What horses consider play, monkeys consider business, but to Tom, it's all foolery."

"Writing is a combo platter of issues, ask the late Hunter S. Thompson or Anthony Bourdain if you don't believe me, but it's still cheaper than therapy." -- Dan Kemp

"Islamic terrorism is like a car crash; it either kills you or doesn't. Communist infiltration is like cancer. Shit, worse than cancer."

"Why age gracefully when you can age like an old cheese...full of character and slightly offensive."

"The less sense your paperwork makes, the less likely anyone is to interfere with your work."

"Seriously, I can't think of a better metaphor for modern feminism than a single, childless, middle aged woman marrying hereself." -- The Critical Drinker/Gamer

"I need a woman about twice my age. A lady of nobility, gentility and rage" -- I Need a Miracle, The Grateful Dead

"I need a woman about twice my height. Statuesque, raven-dressed, a goddess of the night. Her secret incantations, a candle burning blue." -- I Need a Miracle, The Grateful Dead

I bought my friend an elephant for his room. He said "Thanks." I said "Don't mention it."

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