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"The amazing thing about being rich and a liberal is that it renders you incapable of leaving a carbon footprint." -- darkknight3565
"Is that Rachel Maddow or Sean Hannity? The identical haircuts always confuse me." -- Stephen Kruiser
"I wonder how it takes a village to raise a child, yet a father seems to be dispensable."
Leftists are liars. First of all to themselves. The rest flows out that.
"The circulation of confidence is better than the circulation of money." -- James Madison
One ransom - $2M. Cost of 4 sniper rifles - $100,000. Three .50 rounds through 3 pirates - priceless.
You might be a liberal if you believe spanking is evil but abortion is ok.
"All things considered, I'm thinking that Joe Biden's plagiarized quotes beat the heck out of his original ones."
"The Conservative sees in the free market the harmony of interests and rules of cooperation that also underlie the civil society." -- Mark Levin
YOU CAN DRAG A SOCIALIST TO WATER, BUT YOU CAN'T MAKE HIM THINK!
"He has that Lanny Davis/Carville disease so he can only repeat 1 or 2 misleading talking points." -- Stephen Kruiser
"Supporting Right Wing Radicalism Since 1776!"
Fighting Terrorism One Liberal at A Time.
I pay excessive taxes so corrupt Democrats don't have to.
"It's hard times for Hugo Chavez, the mullahs of Iran, the Russian oil mafia and the Saudi sheiks, yet for some reason I am not feeling their pain." -- Tom Mcguire
"That we can be e pluribus Unum - out of one, many" -- Al Gore. Didn't they teach Latin at Harvard?
“Between 1998 and 2006, Joe Biden contributed between $120 and $380 a year to charity, according to his tax returns, on AGIs of $210,000 to $321,100. Imagine if he hadn’t been thinking of running for president.”
"That's just the sort of principled, unbiased journalism that has sent CNN to the top of third place." -- Jim Treacher
Pravdaism: When a media outlet deliberately lies on the behalf of a political faction instead of reporting the facts. -- Leslie Bates New Devils Dictionary
"It does not take a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority, keen to set brushfires in the peoples' minds." -- Samuel Adams
“Fascism isn’t a libertarian doctrine! It just isn’t, never will be and it can’t be cast as one.” -- Jonah Goldberg
"There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation. One is by the sword, the other is by debt." -- John Adams
Since liberty is the enemy of a totalitarian, and free enterprise is the lifeblood of liberty, free enterprise must die.
Drive-by insults by infantile, pathetic and sad Leftists speak volumes about their angry indoctrinated cluelessness.
Definition: “Teabagger” - One who opposed the 4/15 Tea Party while tossing Obama’s salad!
"I miss the good old days when Christians kept quiet and lion’s never went hungry." -- A member of the "tolerant" left.
As soon as any Blue Dog Dem speaks out against Obama, he'll be vilified as a pawn of "right wing extremism"
"We don't have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven't taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much." -- Ronald Reagan
"It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker, that we expect our dinner, but from their regard to their own interest." -- Adam Smith
You don't have to escape from a republic, you have to escape from communism.
"The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself." -- Ben Franklin
"More people died in the apartment of Ira Einhorn, co-founder of Earth Day than at Three Mile Island." -- Michael P. Tremoglie
Talk is Cheap. Free Speech isn't.
"Tea Bagging liberals is our business, and business is good." -- Andrew of RFC Radio
"It’s not so much about the cause, it’s about feeling superior to political opponents." -- Glenn Reynolds on leftist hypocrisy
Good liberals worship at the alter of big government.
"To take away (voting) is to reduce a man to slavery." -- Thomas Pain
"Give Me Liberty, Not Debt."
94% of blood donors in America are registered voters.
"What the media need now is for a Hollywood celebrity planning a gay wedding to be nominated to replace Souter and come down with swine flu." -- CNN's Howard Kurtz
Waterboarding can't possibly be torture. Why? I could easily see somebody do it on 'Fear Factor' for $1,000.
"Just because someone masterminded a plot that killed thousands doesn’t make it right to pour water on him."
"The problem isn't that Americans are less conservative. It's that our credibility with them is shot. It's that we left them along the side of the road on our way to drinking that Potomac River water, getting high on power and influence and forgetting how we got where we are." -- RNC Chairman Michael Steele, quoted by the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel.
"We must win the war on poverty by enlisting the greatest weapon ever invented - free enterprise" -- Jack Kemp
"Liberalism is totalitarianism with a human face" -- Thomas Sowell
Democrats consider legal tax strategies "Cheating" and blatant evading "honest mistakes."
"We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office."
You preach tolerance, but you hate me for being a conservative when you don't have a clue!
Che was KGB trained and a pure sociopathic criminal.
The left's approach to debate: ignore facts and repeat false talking points.
"Everything is bigger in Texas, except for our government, and frankly that's the way Texans like it." -- Laura Elizabeth Morales
"Bitter Clinger Winger, not to be confused with Debra Winger." -- Right Girl
Apparently if you are a liberal, you don't even have to hide your money. You can even publicly admit you're a tax cheat. No problem.
"Socialism in general has a record of failure so blatant that only an intellectual could ignore or evade it."
"It is incumbent on every generation to pay its own debts as it goes." -- President Thomas Jefferson
Glenn Beck is an enigma wrapped in a twinkie. But he is a better investigator than all the MSM right now.
On the other hand, it's not like being a radical Leftist is any kind of liability in the entertainment industry.
"There you go with your mean-spirited right-wing extremist hate speech (AKA "facts") again!" -- A Conservative in LA
"Asking liberals where wages/prices come from like asking 6-year-olds where babies come from." -- Thomas Sowell
"Concentrated power has always been the enemy of liberty" -- President Ronald Reagan
The leftists are confused easily. Anderson Cooper is the teabagger. Patriots attended Tea Parties.
Q:Why do liberals ignore the Constitution?
A: It’s Bush’s fault
Question: Why can’t liberals find facts?
Answer: They aren’t looking for any.
Question: How do you confuse a liberal?
Answer: You don’t, they are born that way
A Chardonnay socialist is the middle-class equivalent of a champagne socialist or limousine liberal.
"Politics is the art of making your selfish desires seem like the national interest." -- Thomas Sowell
Remember, lefties / I'm not running for office / Your polls make me laugh #cheneyku by Jim Treacher
B.O. you whiner/ "It's all Bush and Cheney's fault"/ Learn how to govern! #cheneyku
Vader is not scared / Using Dark Side of his hand / To bitch-slap Qaeda #cheneyku by Mary Katharine Ham
I am Dick Cheney/Al Qaeda weeps at my name/Enjoy Joe Biden #cheneyku
"A Rightwing Wingnut is any one a leftist can't rebut with logic and/or facts" -- Stephen Kruiser
"Yes, Democratic Party leader Nancy Pelosi is more credible than the CIA. That's why you guys completely ignored the Valerie Plame crap." -- Jim Treacher
"Conservatism is the antidote to tyranny precisely because its principles ARE the founding principles." -- Mark Levin
Olby is nuttin but a mouth-breathin, troglodyte, crapparatchik, marxist shill.
"No man has done everything he can who has done only his best." -- Thomas Jefferson, 3rd President of the United States of America
"Anatomy of liberal 'argument' - ask questions with crazy assumptions - when answered or if asked hard factual questions ignore them and hurl personal attacks." -- Sue
"Identity politics is the mother's milk of the Democratic Left." -- Charles Krauthammer
"Lefites want judges who understand Oprah, Conservatives want judges who understand the Constitution." -- Stephen Kruiser
"California is no longer a state, it's a hedge fund." -- Craig T. Nelson
"When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off." -- Liberal MSNBC commentator Janeane Garofalo
Hate F*ck is clearly the left's new PC code word for rape.
"Inflation is as violent as a mugger, as frightening as an armed robber and as deadly as a hit man." -- President Ronald Reagan
"We can't socialize the doctors without socializing the patients." -- President Ronald Reagan
The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
"Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters." -- Ben Franklin
Liberal rules of engagement #4: Never admit to a transgression but should the transgression be proven, minimize it.
"Dear Tina Brown: The only thing Sarah Palin could learn from Hillary Clinton is how to cover up cankles, and she doesn’t need to." -- Jim Treacher
"I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past." -- President Thomas Jefferson
"You might be a liberal if you think smearing a picture of the Virgin Mary with feces is art, but having the 10 Commandments in front of a court is offensive."
Has Janeane Garofalo called the Iranian protesters a bunch of redneck racist teabaggers yet?
"free" "health" "care" is actually 3 lies for the price of 1.
"Anti-Zion" is code for "I hate Jews".
The invisible hand of the market always moves faster and better than the heavy hand of government." -- Mitt Romney
"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'" -- President Ronald Reagan
"The torch of liberty is hot; warms those who hold it high; burns those who try to extinguish it." -- President Ronald Reagan
"The only debate among Democrats is how fast and how deeply to run up the national debt." -- Sherman Frederick
"Patriotism is easy to understand in America; it means looking out for yourself by looking out for your country." -- Calvin Coolidge
"In our country, we cannot accept that women be prisoners behind a screen, cut off from all social life, deprived of all identity." -- French Presidnt Sarkozy
Rep. Barney Frank (d-MA) is the love child of Elmer Fudd and Liberace.
So it turns out that when Dems are in power they want to spend lots of money and raise taxes. Who woulda thunk it?
"Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery." -- President Calvin Coolidge
"Reverse racism" does not exist. There is just racism and the absence of racism. Sotomayor is a racist.
Isn't Baghdad Bob working at MSNBC as a program director these days?
Joe Biden! Joe freaking Biden is the actual VP, and their still calling Palin stupid.
Vanity Fair wouldn't spend 9800 words tearing down Gov. Sarah Palin if they thought she had no future in politics.
Patriots believe in a constitutionally restrained government, not a well spoken tyrant.
So far as I can see, congress is the only American institution that is under regulated.
"I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress." -- President Ronald Reagan
"The earth no more has a fever than Al Gore has a clue."
"Going green" is a code word for extorting more of your green.
Most Palin Haters also believe that Michael Moore makes documentaries. Reality isn't their strong point.
ALL of the Wars on Terror combined have cost less than the ineffective democrat stimulus package.
You Can Always Count on a leftist Government for Incompetence and Corruption.
When engaging with the left let no falsehood go unchallenged.
Considering how allegedly "done" conservativism is, Leftists sure are screeching like a bunch of wet hens on crack.
Liberty is not an option. It is not a gift from the Government. It is our right.
A wise Latina, more often than not, lies to Senate Committees.
"It is much more important to kill bad bills than to pass good ones." -- President Calvin Coolidge
"The Democratic Party: Con-men elected by the ignorant and the arrogant." -- Dr. John Ray
What do you say to an Acorn activist in a suit and tie? "Will the defendant please rise..."
"Republicans would really be in trouble if democrats sucked marginally less. Course, if they sucked less, they wouldn't be democrats."
"Progressive" Twitterers don't tend to use patriotic language or American flag imagery in their avatars. Interesting isn't it?
"Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.” -- Mark Twain
"Isn't it lovely how "engagement" and "involvement" by an "active citizenry" is only valued when it's on Left? Don't let this discourage you." -- Mary Katharine Ham
Political correctness is just another form of fascism.
"There’s no business that’s too small for government to torture" -- John Stossel
Never shout down a Congressman; you might be preventing him from digging himself in deeper.
Buying organic produce is the moral equivilant of driving a H2 Hummer.
Purple is the new brown for fascist thug shirts!
"Keith Olbermann is just like Edward R. Murrow, minus the sanity, the gravitas, & the understanding of what constitutes a fact" -- Jim Treacher
Liberals have aimed more venom at the health care protesters in two weeks than they have at Al-Qaeda since 9/11.
"If you’re going through Hell, keep going." -- Winston Churchill
Good government, like good web design, is clean and doesn't have too much going on.
Why did the Democrats freak out over the term “axis of evil” in the Bush years, and yet it’s perfectly acceptable for Harry Reid to call town hall protestors “evil-mongers”?
Liberal rules of engagement: #1 Accuse your opponent of your vice and claim their virtue as your own.
"Having the democrats watch your money is like having Michael Vick watch your dog for the weekend" -- Tim Pawlenty
The toughest guy in the GOP continues to be the allegedly washed-up and irrelevant former Governor of Alaska who is using social media to get her message out while the RNC keeps sending me letters." -- Stephen Kruiser
"I believe in the free speech that liberals used to believe in, the economic freedom that conservatives used to believe in, and the personal freedom that America used to believe in." -- Doug Mataconis
"I don't think Orwell intended 1984 as a user's manual -- even if that's what it turned into." -- Ed Driscoll
Racer: n. Person who makes false claims of racism in order to avoid answering legitimate arguments.
"Keith Olbermann is a reprehensible swine, on a good day." -- Uncle Jimbo
"A charge of racism. This, from a Congressional Black Caucus member, where membership is based on the color of one's skin." -- Sam pointing out Leftist Hypocrisy.
ACARN - American Conservatives Against Racism and Negativity - John Ringo
"The Left is very invested in both preemptively delegitimizing criticism of Obama and framing opponents as de facto bigots." -- Jon Henke, June 7, 2008
"You can't get more racist than hating black conservatives just because they're black." -- Greg Gutfeld
"I am only concerned with politics so I may see the day when I don't have to be concerned with politics." -- Ayn Rand
"I do not enter discussions with neighbors who think they can forbid me to think. I do not place my moral sanction upon a murderer's wish to kill me. When a man attempts to deal with me by force, I answer him—by force." -- John Galt, 'Atlas Shrugged.'
Leftists hate sane, restrained government, but fantasize about transformational government that will make everything all right. Nonsense on stilts.
Now we know what upsets liberals - arresting a child drugging and raping fugitive from justice.
"Steve Schmidt, the moron who ran the pathetic McCain campaign is still blaming Sarah Palin for the loss instead of his own poor job." -- GE Valle
Barney Frank (D-Fannie Mae)
"See, when the Government spends money, it creates jobs; whereas when the money is left in the hands of Taxpayers, God only knows what they do with it. Bake it into pies, probably. Anything to avoid creating jobs." -- Dave Barry on the government's so called "stimulus" plan.
"When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat." -- US President Ronald Reagan
Weird how the same folks that think AIDS and sickle cell was created/spread by the government now want that same government to control their health care.
"[Sarah] Palin is solidifying her status as a bona fide American cultural heroine." -- Camille Paglia
"I cherish the accomplishments of Margaret Thatcher and will always count her as one of my role models." — Gov. Sarah Palin
Translating lefist speak: "deficit neutral" means that your taxes are going to get raised through the roof!
"What is about Palin that drives the elite, especially elite women, crazy? Great looks? That Middle-America accent? The 5 kids and he-man husband? The lack of a powerful father or spouse who could jump-start her 'feminist' career with money, contacts, and influence? That Idaho BA? The wink? The charisma and, indeed, sensuality so lacking in her angry critics?" -- Victor David Hanson
The only drilling Biden supports is in his own head, to implant hair plugs!
Liberals come up with programs so wonderful, they have to force you to use them.
If you wrote your best "go green" speeches in your personal private jet, you just might be a liberal.
"If the election had turned out differently, I could be the one overseeing the signing of bailout checks and Vice President Biden could be on the road selling his book 'Going Rogaine.'" -- Gov. Sarah Palin
"I can never get over the left’s willingness to silence anything they don’t agree with. They bring a whole new meaning to censorship." -- Rightwing Sparkle
"My view on global warming is that it's a gigantic financial scam to funnel money to these countries that think they ostensibly are going to use to improve conditions in their country, environmentally and so on, but officials use -- I guess apparently Tiger Woods did -- to hire hookers, ride around in limos and in cases of some of these diplomats and some of these countries buy cocaine..." -- Don Imus
"You already know Keith Olbermann is a lying hack. But it's still worthwhile to dissect his methods." -- Jim Treacher
"Did that creep wait until Trig was out of the way to throw those tomatoes? If so, he's a better man than Andrew Sullivan." -- Jim Treacher
"The public is not only shifting from left to right. Every single idea associated with the educated class has grown more unpopular over the past year. . . . A year ago, the Obama supporters were the passionate ones. Now the tea party brigades have all the intensity." -- David Brooks
"The jaws of power are always open to devour, and her arm is always stretched out, if possible, to destroy the freedom of thinking, speaking, and writing." -- John Adams, second President of the United States of America
"I wonder if the commedians in Massachusetts are making any jokes about Martha Coakley's slutty flight attendent look?"
"MA election not about Scott Brown. He is a symbol of public outrage. It's not a republican thing. It's an American thing." --
"[Sarah Palin's] only crime was that when she was chosen as McCain's running mate, their poll numbers shot up fast and far enough that the Left realized she might actually be the thing that beat Obama! Therefore she had to be destroyed." -- Orson Scott Card
"It's not that the democrats are playing checkers and the Republicans are playing Chess. It's that the Republicans are playing Chess and the democrats are in the Nurse's office because, once again, they have glued their balls to their thighs." -- Jon Stewart
"Debating a Leftist is like arguing with a toaster." -- A former Leftist
"It’s clear that Chris Matthews is just one scotch away from being Ron Burgundy."
"Nothing penetrates the liberal's sense of moral outrage." -- Bill Whittle
"Che killed people, you trendy douchebag."
"Liberals can't govern in the sunshine. They have to hide the truth from the public, and pretend they are Conservatives"
"There’s a reason why Americans who don’t happen to work for the government or directly benefit from its largesse are not sensing an economic recovery. For them, it’s mostly not happening." -- Honey, They Shrunk the Private Sector
"Meghan McCain truly is the Tila Tequila of politics."
"Tiger Woods and John Edwards had a better year than the Stimulus bill." -- Senator McConnell on FNS 2/11/2010
"Andrew Breitbart said at the Nashville Tea Party convention this month, the legacy media has two templates for coverage of Republicans and conservatives: Watergate and racism. Similarly, the MSM also has two templates for liberal presidents they wish to prop up: Camelot and gridlock." -- Ed Driscoll
"A devout Communist carries an AK-47."
"The reason the first three Star Wars movies were so terrific, and the second three sucked so bad, is actually very simple. The first three were about rebels, shooting guns and driving fast, and speaking with American accents. The second three were about politicians, discussing treaties and holding court, and speaking with British accents." -- Bill Whittle
"To anger a conservative, lie to him. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth."
"Progressives are really Orwellian Regressives. They always have been."
"My Gawd the whining of these Dems is worse than the complaints at a NOW board meeting of their Multiple Personality Disorders." -- Tammy Bruce
"How Stupak can you be?"
"This law is a big turd sandwich. Arguing that a few raisins managed to make it through the Congressional intestinal tract doesn’t make us any happier about having to eat it." -- Andrew Bunger on ObamaCare
"Beware the Libertarians mobs! They will take over the government and then leave you alone!"
"Conservatives are about philosophical clarity, Leftists are about emotive confusion."
"Look, this debate is basic: it’s small government vs. big government. So how cowardly do folks like Blood and Frank Rich have to be that they can’t man up and defend their love for collectivism? The only reason they scream race, is because that debate scares them. They know a racial accusation prevents dialogue, because such a harmful charge far outweighs any benefits of winning an argument." -- Greg Gutfeld
“During President George W. Bush’s two terms, you couldn’t drive far without seeing a particular bumper sticker: “Dissent is the highest form of patriotism.” Now that Democrats control the White House and Congress, the left treats dissent as the lowest form of treason.” -- Monica Crowley
"My fear is that the whole island (of Guam) will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize." -- Rep. Hank Johnson (democrat - Georgia)
In general, liberals are very intolerant of other people. They lack respect for diversity.
If the democrats didn’t have the race card,they would be playing with a busted flush.
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