Signature Quotes: Computers & Networking, Part 3

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"AI hallucinations are what happens when a system trained on how truth sounds is asked to produce truth itself."
"AI doesn't just fake sincerity, it industrializes it. Mass-produces it. A sincerity factory humming along, turning probabilities into polished conviction."
"Not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to the Internet I know some of the lore"
"I have two versions of Outlook, and neither of them of is working." -- NASA Artemis II mission while in flight
"I don't need to watch scary movies. I take cybersecurity courses."
"Program complexity grows with the square of the lines of code."
"AI/LLMs are very good at stitching together statistically plausible fiction."
"Passwords get leaked. Patterns stay forever"
"Never type anything into an AI, even in incognito mode, that would ruin your life if it ended up on a billboard."
"Pip-audit exists. No one runs it."
"Autocorrect is a tiny bureaucrat trapped in a silicon cubicle, desperately trying to normalize every sentence into oatmeal."
"Apple, a company often associated with consumer electronics, may currently be the closest mainstream descendant of the traditional UNIX workstation ecosystem."
"Any sufficiently large software ecosystem eventually produces a release that escapes the lab wearing its shirt backwards and holding a raccoon."
"A Large Languague Model is a glorified autocorrect function."
How did we get from "Do not use Wikipedia as a source" to "ask a hallucinating chatbot everything?"
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