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"I speak Spanish to God, French to women, English to men, and Japanese to my horse." -- Buckaroo Banzai
"Bother," said Pooh.
"Eeyore, ready two photon torpedoes and lock phasers on the Heffalump.
Piglet, meet me in Transporter Room Three."
"Anybody ever notice that of everyone who ever spoke with Mr. Morden, it was only Vir that got exactly what he asked for, no strings attached?" -- Doug Berry
"They bought eyes and genitals on the open market. The eyes were green." -- Count Zero, William Gibson
"Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards." -- Robert Heinlein
"If you have a choice between extra makeup or extra weapons, always take the weapons. " - Laurell K. Hamilton
"History is the trade secret of science fiction." -- Isaac Asimov
"[Public education] is a state-sponsered work camp for delinquents." -- Phoebe Spengler
"Pedantic circumlocution, my belligerent and prognathous friend, is the exclusively endemic prerogative of anyone who is assiduously, sedulously, and punctiously conversant in the fecund demesne of lexiconography -- in addition to being a synergistically expedient mode of communication… at least to those possessing a more than inherently strabismic intellect." -- William Harper Littlejohn
"Life is suffering, thus it is the act of the truly compassionate to EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE!" -- The Dalek Buddha
Kathleen Kennedy's house of Fake Star Wars content.
"…many consider Galaxy Quest to be the best Star Trek movie ever made."
Niven's Law: There is a technical, literary term for those who mistake the opinions and beliefs of characters in a novel for those of the author.
The term is "idiot".
"You know, it's quite all right to give the underdog a hand, but only one hand. Keep the other hand on your pistol - or he'll try to eat the one you gave him!" -- H. Beam Piper
"Doc Savage has zero social graces due his upbringing, so every interaction he has with somone is uncomforable and amazingly hilarious." -- Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson
"Doc Savage and his oddly assorted team might be considered the progenitors of today's Fantastic Four and many other teams of superheroes." -- Stan Lee
"Comic-book fans around the world know that Doc Savage is the inspiration for Superman. First name Clark, called 'Man of Bronze,' retrats to his 'Fortress of Solitude' in the Arctic." -- Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson
Man of bronze and might
Doc Savage, hero of old
Justice is his might
Beauty and brains, Pat
Savage's cousin, fierce and true
Her wit saves the day
In space, five stations
A story of war and peace
Babylon 5 thrives
Deep space station hums,
Babylon 5, a beacon bright,
Peace, war, hope, in flight.
"Connect the Oscillation Overthruster to the Flux Capacitor using the Reciprocation Dingle Arm."
"It appears the hijinks are the only logical course of action." -- Spock, Spock Amok
"English is the product of a Saxon warrior trying to make a date with an Angle bar-maid..." -- H. Beam Piper
"John Scalzi is the Vanilla Ice of writers."
"[Steampunks are] Goths who have discovered brown and electricity." -- Tim Akers, The EccentricsMain Sig Quote